Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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