Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
i out mim tonsoeep
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