There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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