I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
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She needs sedatives and a leash
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
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