would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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