awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I have demons in me.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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