I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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