would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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