just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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