At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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