Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I wish you could order shots online.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
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I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
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GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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