that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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