it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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