I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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