So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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