me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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