I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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