I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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