I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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