I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
