my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
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Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
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How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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