Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
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