we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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