I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
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Sacagawea was the original milf.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
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I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
They have beer where we have blood.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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