So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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