worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
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Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
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Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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