Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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