what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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