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i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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