Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Randomize
