Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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