Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I got inside last night via doggy door
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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