remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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