They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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