You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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