make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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