It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
my god I love twenty year old dicks
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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