Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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