He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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