she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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