u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
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I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
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She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
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