She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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