So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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