ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
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just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
sex in a hospital.. check
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
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I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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