Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
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So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
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she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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