you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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