How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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