It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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