I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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