i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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