she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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